In honor of Mother’s Day, here is a top 10 list of things every Mom learns once she has a toddler. Let’s face it, being a Mom is hard work, but it is filled with a ton of funny moments.
- Forget diamonds, baby wipes are a girl’s best friend.
- If it is on the ground, they will pick it up and try to eat it.
- Toddlers go through more wardrobe changes than a celebrity during an awards show.
- Move over health inspector, toddlers have to check out every dirty surface in a public restroom.
- Kids can move super fast until you ask them to quickly clean their rooms.
- Even if a cup or container is guaranteed not to spill, your child will manage to dump its contents everywhere.
- As a Mom, you will be more proud of getting an impossible stain out of clothing than any of your advanced degrees.
- The stick figure your child draws of you is more valuable than a Picasso.
- Car seat removal and cleaning should be an Olympic event.
- You will sound like your mother and find yourself saying the exact same things she said to you as a kid.
So true! Love these!